Posted 38 minutes ago
I don’t think people understand how stressful it is to explain what’s going on in your head when you don’t even understand it yourself.
Posted 1 hour ago

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

Homestuck has a better depiction of friendship and relationships between young people than shows about friendships and relationships between young people and it’s about fucking superpowers meta video games and time traveling misogynist demons.

I think I accidentally wrote a Homestuck ad?

Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 3 hours ago

The beginnings of the American Revolution, simplified

  1. BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
  2. AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
  3. BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
  4. AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
  5. BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
  6. AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
  7. BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
  8. AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
  9. BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
  10. AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
  11. BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
  12. BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
  13. BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
  14. AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
  15. BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
  16. AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
  17. BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
  18. AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
  19. BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
  20. AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
  21. BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
  22. AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
  23. BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
  24. AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
  25. BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
  26. AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
Posted 4 hours ago

ya-ssui:

Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!

Posted 11 hours ago

thatwritinglife:

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this

Posted 13 hours ago

vengeanceandrevenge:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

That last gif, though.

Julia Gillard is actually my favourite ever.

(Source: splintmail)

Posted 2 days ago

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

What hoard would you have?

If there’s a dragon with a kitty hoard or a donut hoard, then yeah, those are me. 

(Source: iguanamouth)

Posted 2 days ago

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s the sound I heard when I was 9 and my father slammed the front door so hard behind him I swear to god it shook the whole house. For the next 3 years I watched my mother break her teeth on vodka bottles. I think she stopped breathing when he left. I think part of her died. I think he took her heart with him when he walked out. Her chest is empty, just a shattered mess or cracked ribs and depression pills.

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s all the blood in the sink. It’s the night that I spent 12 hours in the emergency room waiting to see if my sister was going to be okay, after the boy she loved, told her he didn’t love her anymore. It’s the crying, and the fluorescent lights, and white sneakers and pale faces and shaky breaths and blood. So much blood.

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s the time that I had to stay up for two days straight with my best friend while she cried and shrieked and threw up on my bedroom floor because her boyfriend fucked his ex. I swear to god she still has tear streaks stained onto her cheeks. I think when you love someone, it never really goes away.

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s the six weeks we had a substitute in English because our teacher was getting divorced and couldn’t handle getting out of bed. When she came back she was smiling. But her hands shook so hard when she held her coffee, you could see that something was broken inside. And sometimes when things break, you can’t fix them. Nothing ever goes back to how it was. I got an A in English that year. I think her head was always spinning too hard to read any essays.

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s that I do.

It’s not that I don’t love you.  (via extrasad)

this gave me crazy chills.

(via purplexity)

Posted 3 days ago
rancis-motherfluggers:

this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke

rancis-motherfluggers:

this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke

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